Kitty was busy cleaning (Kitty is an Ethiopian girl who comes every other week………..OK, I will admit it……… I’m spoiled). Because of a headache I had laid down on the couch and then fallen to sleep. The phone rang, Kitty answered it, good I won’t have to move off this couch. She spoke briefly to someone and then came in to tell me that it was a man and he was speaking Hebrew. I drug my self off of the couch and sleepily tottered to the phone and said hello and heard a stream of Hebrew. English? Can you speak English? I said Yes was his reply, and then another stream of Hebrew. I don’t understand you and I don’t know who you are! I said as I let the phone drop heavily on it’s base. Kitty gave me a look as if to say, who was that? I replied that I had no Idea. I didn’t know who he was but I think I now what he was. The words were unclear but the way they were said was very clear, I believe I had just received an obscene phone call in Hebrew !!!

Shalom…………….Bernice